The Phil Cumbus Guide To Poetical Espionage

Please feel free to move right on past this moment of silliness.



1. Panic

 
2. Be alert

3. Never leave a fallen poem behind

4. Dignity is overrated

5. A quiet getaway is vital

6. Remember, you are a man of action (as well)

7. Be aware of the dangers around you

8. There is always time for innuendo

 9. If all else fails, pretend to be a bird

10. No… really pretend